I hate storylines. If I wanted to watch a movie, I'd rent a movie with real actors. I buy DVDs just to watch the bonus side clips or else download stuff.
Only hardcore too. Belladonna stuff gets me off the fastest.
Basically I like to watch really raunchy porn to see the stuff I wouldn't do in real life. I don't want to see romantic couple sex because I already do that in real life. Where's the fantasy?
