The damn Jehovah's Witnesses came knocking on my door at 10 minutes after 8:00 this morning! I stepped out of the shower and heard the banging, which scared me since no one comes over here that early. I was running around butt ass naked, hair soaking wet, dripping water everywhere, trying to find a decent enough looking robe to go answer the door.
When I finally opened it and they told me who they were, I said "Thanks for scaring the shit out of me. I thought someone had been hurt or was dead." I just closed the door in their face after that. Normally I don't cuss at them, but Jesus that pissed me off. (no pun intended
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