Thread: Post yer favorite "The Onion" Newspaper Headlines
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Old 01-09-2004, 01:23 AM  
darnit
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Post yer favorite "The Onion" Newspaper Headlines
Heres a couple i love:


"Nations Porn Stars Demand To Be Fucked Harder"

Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes

Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia

Man With Complete Mama's Family Video Library Never Going On eBay Drunk Again

Btw for those who dont know the onion is a hilarious media parody newspaper located here:
http://www.theonion.com/
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