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Old 01-08-2004, 02:08 PM  
Herb Kornfield
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Here are a few things you can do o to make their lives interesting there at the store.

1. Go to their drive thru, when they ask you for your order, blast the horn for each word said. If they ask you to stop blowing the horn, scream what as you blast it.

2. Order enough food for 7 or 8 people and then pay in pennies.

3. Get a bullhorn and when they greet you at the drive in, use the bullhorn to ask for your foods.

4. Demand to know how many beans are in each taco / burritto before you pay.

5. Order everything as if its from Mcdonalds, as in, yes, I want to have 2 Mctacos, a McSalad, a McSoda and 3 McBurritos

6. When ordering, end each statment you make with "in accordance of the divine Prophecies that have been releaved to me at the 7th door which is red"...

7. Get a taco bell uniform, walk up to the drive thru, take the order and tell them " i have it from here man, Im the new delivery guy" and drive off.

These techniques have all been tested out by the staff of Dirtybills in our pursuit of getting even of places that have attempted to think they can screw up lunch orders and get away with it.

The looks on their faces are priceless.............
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