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first you have to pay tribute to the Visa Gods.
Then you must pay protection money to the mobsters at Acaca.
(don't want no busted bones do you?)
And finally last but not least, you must journey to Washington to
see the Great Fucktard Ash*Craft and offer to fellate him under the desk, just so you don't go to the Big House as a sex crazied child molester, pervert. (you don't let kids sleep in your bed do ya? that will get you winning points)
go forth and prosper !!!!!!!
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