Nothing like being sick the day you have to return to work after 14 days off.
Godamm asshole neighbors had to come by my house to borrow nail polish remover from my wife since their daughter painted her nails 10 different colors (the daughter is 4 years old)
As they are here, start coughing and shit all over my living room. Hacking up all kinds of shit and then telling me how fucking sick they are for the last 3-4 days now.
I asked them to politely leave since I dont want my house infected as well. They nicely left and went home across the road.
1 Week later, here I sit, sick as a dog as well, so is the wife and she works in a very large corporate campus ( 5,000 employees) that has TONS of people that are sick, yet "toughing it out"
Why people dont just stay the fuck home and get better blows my mind. I wouldnt ever take my sick ass outside to infect the world at large. I telecommute for the corporate day job as well to avoid this shit. This is some fucked up repugnant shit man.
Tonight, I am going to the asshat neighbors and breaking into a coughing fit all over their dishes, door handles, whatever to make their life miserable for another week as a nice thank you for making my week a living hell
