"Daddy, do you want to know Jesus?"
His mother (my ex-wife) is very religious, so no doubt about where he got that.
I ask:
"Do YOU want to know Jesus?"
He responds:
"I already do, dad".
I wondered why he asked that. Later his mother told me that he'd asked her if we could get married and she told him no, so he asked why and she told him "Because your daddy doesn't know Jesus".
JESUS!
