Liquid Green Shit Coming out Of my Asshole.
Im sitting here with a bowl of Lucky Charms..
They freak me out though.. When I ate these lastweek, I had explosive Ranger out of my ass, and when I looked in the toliet my liquid shit was as Green as a 4 leaf clover... It was all over the place like a bomb had exploded.
I shit you not..
Is this normal??
I was a a Vietnamese resturant, and the toliets were dirty, so I SQUATTED over the seat rather than sit on it, and the pressure of my liquid shit shot all over the seat, the wall everywhere.. And Push after push I had more and more. There was a lot of pressure and force in each push... Explosive.
It was bad. Green Liquid shit splat all over the place.. IT was so scarry I sent Dank in the bathroom to bear withness to this event since no one would believe how bad this was from describing it alone. IT was a sight to be seen.. Real bad... All over the back walls, the toliet seat, and the back floor. Chunks of liquid shit and splat all over.. Green.
IT was great for that you could not even draw it up or design this as perfect as I had naturally done... It was all natural perfectly placed. Art if you will. Just takes your breath away when you first see it.. Its somethign youd say "Whoa" To upon seeing it.
Anyhow it freaked me out. I thought I blew out a organ like my gall bladder or something casue the shit was so green and liquidy like it was bile.. But i guess it was the marshmellows or something in the lucky charms..
Anyhow, I just ate 4 bowls of the shit just now!!! Im leaving for my flight to Vegas in 2 hours!!
If I time this right, I should be shooting this Explosive Ranger out by the time My flight reaches Vegas and in the hotel..
I may take pics.. Or if one of you webmasters is lucky Ill Leave it in your hotel room bathroom.. Im gunna try and do this, use a webmasters room and create this art once again and not flush..
It will be the talk of the show.
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