OK ... here is my hotel horror story ...
Me and my girl stayed at a RESORT for a romantic weekend.
We checked in ... and went up to our room. We opened the door and went in. There was a DOMINO'S PIZZA box full of crusts, mushrooms, and green peppers on the floor on the side of the bed which could not be seen from the door. Along side of this box were 3 empty bottles of $6 sparkling wine!
I couldn't believe my fuggn eyes !! There was also a bottle of barely touched really cheap colonge on the dresser (I think Auqu Velva or something along those lines ...), along with the CVS baggie it was purchased in beside it crumpled on the dresser.
I immediately called the front dest and told them ... I was angered enough to demand a new room, but I did not make a fuss, as we were supposed to be having a romantic weekend.
I placed the Ghetto Fabulous meal, and the sparkling wine bottles on the bureau IN PLAIN VIEW, so that they would be grabbed by housekeeping in the morning ...
The next afternoon, after a wonderful day of shopping and sightseeing, we returned to the resort. We parked on the wing that was closest to our room, and proceeded to go inside ...
OUR FUCKING CREDIT CARD KEY DID NOT WORK !!! After saying a few choice words is probably 4 different languages, we walked all the way around (5-6 mins) to the front desk concierge.
It appears that even though they charged my creditcard for 2 nights, they had us only registered for the one night and had checked us out. After a 5 minute argument, we were re-checked in, and our key reactivated ...
We got to our room and went in .... bed was changed, all the towels were changed ... they even restocked our little bathroom coffee station .... but what STILL fucking remained on the dresser/bureau IN FULL VIEW .... the fucking pizza box and 3 wine bottles !!!!!!!!!
I immediately grabbed the wine bottles and pizza box, and marched it to the front desk ... I'd had enough !
From our wing, you had to walk right past their very exclusive restaurant to get to the front desk ... I made sure to clang the wine bottles all the way, creating alot of attention.
I placed the wine bottles and the pizza on the front desk, and told the cute female attendant that we brought them champagne and pizza ... SHE THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS !!!!
I informed her that those were the exact same bottles and pizza boxes that were left in our room by the previous guests that were there upon our arrival, and after I even moved them to a very obvious place, they still remained the next afternoon.
The girl was sooooooo embarrassed, stating in her 14 years in the hospitality/hotel biz, she had NEVER heard of something that bizzarre. I was very courteous to her, realizing that it was not her fault ... but still requested to be refunded, and we checked into a different hotel.
