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Originally posted by FileSafeGuard-Joe
Hi Jasmine!
1. There are just too many great seminars there and I dont want to come back as an instant porn mogul as a result of learning all the secrets they share. Rather do things on my own. 
2. All the loud over crowed parties, smoke filled rooms and over inflated ego's.
3. All those large flashy booths give me nightmares.
4. Not sure weather to go to the Players Ball or Player Haters Ball.
5. Last year I had to enter rehab after all the booze, babes and drugs got the best of me.
6. I dont want to see KB and Brad Shaw kiss and make up... more nightmares would result.
7. Last year I spent my budget for this years show at the craps tables.
8. Flying CE rubber tits.
9. I own the Patent on trade shows and am busy sending out letters.
10. The real reason I'm not going Jasmine is because you wont be there!
But I hope all you folks going have a great time!
Joe
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Thanks Joe for your Top 10 Reasons. Especially the 10th reason. You are sooooo sweet
