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My first job was working at a McDonalds. I must tell you none of my co-workers were idiots, it was the customers who didn't know what the FUCK they wanted. How many times (I'm sure all of you do it) come inside a McDonads and have a hard time figuring what the hell you want. I mean JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST the #1 has been the BIG MAC for so freakin' long its ridiculous. And then some bring your badass children inside (lil overweight bastards) to order for themselves.
Scenario
Parent: Go ahead lil johnny order your food
Lil Johnny: I wanta Happy Meal, Big Mac, nuggets
Parent: No...you can only order a Happy Meal, Lil Johnny
Lil Johnny. (screech) NOOOOOOOOOO I wanta Happy Meal
Parent. I'm sorry he wants a Happy Meal. What drink do you want
Johnny
Lil Johnny: Grape sodah
Me: I'm sorry we don't have grape soda
Parent: They don't have grape soda Johnny
Lil Johnny: (screams) I WANT MY GRAPE SODAH!!!!!!!!!
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