Stats/affiliates areas that use frames (Maxcash).
Areas where you have to login multiple times just to freaking see a message board (Maxcash).
No referring URLs (my own doesn't but we're moving to Epoch so we can! woohoo!)
No way to skip or go around the damn Flash (props to Silvercash for keeping the plain HTML login)
CONTENT WITH FULL FUCKING URLS ON THE PICTURES. Your logo is fine. Giving the surfers an entire URL to type in and go around my affiliate link is NOT (Adult.com)
Not being able to go in and see the site (Maxcash). Yeah the reviews are nice but they're not the same as me seeing it myself and being able to describe it in my OWN words to my OWN traffic.
Sites that have nothing to do with the niches they're supposed to be centered around. Like seeing girls in stockings on a supposed pantyhose site tour. Or girls in thongs on a panty site tour. Or tranny sites that talk all about being gay (tranny surfers are STRAIGHT, idiots!). Or smoking sites with a girl sticking a cigarette in her twat - instant turnoff to smoking surfers. Know your damn niche before you make a site for it, or at least hire a designer who knows the damn niche.
Tours with more leaks than an amateur girl's "friends" page. Offers for DVDs, free porn signups, eraser software... all hardlinked from the tour. The point is to get the surfer to sign up for the SITE. Offer him this crap after he decides NOT TO sign up for the site, not as an alternative to the site.
No way to turn off popups.
Confusing fucking linking codes or webmaster areas in general (CECash).
Having to sign up multiple times to promote one program's offerings (CECash, Join Right Now, etc etc) - and then especially when the different signup forms all have different max input fields so in one you can put a 7-letter login but in another you can only use a 5-letter login (CECash).
Mentioning "bling" anywhere on your webmaster site/area. Fucking please. I'm not 15.
Treating your affiliates/clients like the scum of the earth when they dare to mention your program in less than glowing terms on a message board (Ibill - yeah they're not a sponsor but they're the first to come to mind with this bullshit.)
Pre-checked cross-sells on your join page. Period. If you're going to fuck the surfer over then god knows what you'll do to me.
Blaming a webmaster's traffic when their ratios shoot from 1:72 to 1:3500 overnight when they've done nothing different.
Not answering emails.
Flat-out lying rather than just admitting it, apologizing and moving on when you're caught red-handed (PIBCash, Matrix).
Have I missed pissing off anyone?
