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Old 12-31-2003, 03:35 PM  
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lucky bastard - she must have felt sorry for you!

Juicy now tell them what you wrote me back - ok I will

"Mutt, thank you for reaching out to me. I am always happy to share tips and advice with aspiring metrosexuals. Your question about hair is a common one and there are certain obvious things to maintain a healthy head of hair. Use a good conditioner - don't be cheap, Nexxus or Paul Mitchell are good. Same with shampoo. Also don't overshampoo - it is not good to use shampoo every day. Smoking is not good for the skin or the hair so if you are a smoker I suggest you quit or reduce your habit. Scalp massage is also good for the hair and a nice tension reliever. My last tip I only share with close friends and clients. Please don't spread this around. Here is what you do - the next time you engage in a masturbation session, grab yourself a small cup, a shot glass works well - jerk that cock off really vigorously until you feel your testicles begin to rumble - that means it is almost time for you to ejaculate - now point the head of your cock
at the shot glass and let that ribbon of juicy cum fill that glass up.
Make absolutely sure nobody is around to see this, best to do this when your wife/family or girlfriend are out of the house. Take the shot glass full of that rich creamy man goo and empty it onto your head. Massage it in deeply everywhere - we want it to penetrate down the roots. Do NOT rinse, it must stay there to be absorbed by the hair for at least 20 minutes. Yes it is messy but you will soon notice that your hair has new luster and body that you have not seen in years. There are many women who will attest to this, believe me Mutt.

Please let me know how it goes and keep this confidential.

Yours sincerely,

Juicylinks
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