TheGoldenChild

D forgot to mention some other standards such as:

If you come to me asking a dumb question like " where is your brother?"

Or my favorite- " I need passes for the Ball I am VIP right?"

Don't bother-

Also it's proper courtesy to tell another webmaster when they have "coke donut rings" on their nostrils....

It always makes me giggle when I hear half of these webmasters tell me they don't party anymore while they are jibbed out and have this conspicuous powder beneath their nose......


When passing a joint in Vegas "puff puff pass " is proper protocol...don't slobber on it, and pass it along to another webmaster who may be a germophobe-

When going to strip club bear in mind that if you don't have " "Fuck You Money" don't try to impress the webmaster next to you- Your next housepayment may be in jeopardy, and for what so yuo can pay some ho's boyfriend's rent?

This is the most important and I won't name any names but
IF YOU EVER SIT AT A BLACKJACK TABLE WITH ME , DON'T GAMBLE, AND JUST WANNA PICK MY BRAIN OR SOLICIT YOUR WARES- BEWARE I WILL CUT YOUR NUTS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOU!

I am at the table tryng to win back Brad Shaw's $17,000 and all of you distract me-

Have a Happy New Year everybody! See u in LAS VEGAS!

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