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Your official Vegas rule book - Everything you need to know
Simple rules of Vegas for those who might not know. Especially for Internext. I will for the next 2 hours answer any and all questions as well.
1) Tip everyone, Vegas rule you must know.
2) Order coffee and a bite to eat before heading down to the show floor.
3) Drink hot tea with lemon and honey on the late night tip to preserve your throat, it will be dry and soar. (guys, it doesn't make you a metrosexual)
4) Bring a humidifier if you can for the room, if not, drink hot tea at night.
5) Sleep before you get to Vegas, rest up now. It's not a race, it's a marathon. Some people stay up all night before heading out, packing and last second getting shit together. Get your shit done then sleep up before you head out.
6) If you're a newbie, don't waste big players time by asking stupid questions. STFU, newbie. "So what do you guys do? What do you mean by traffic? "
7) Wash your hands every 30 minutes. You'll shake so many porn peoples hands, it's a good idea to keep them clean. Bring hand wipes.
8) If a boob hits you on the head on the last day of the show, it's not real, it's the CEcash boob war. Duck.
9) Go to as many parties as you can, don't worry about waking up early unless you have to work a booth. Just as much gets done at night, maybe more.
10) Stop by the Players Ball booth, holla at a playa.
11) Don't pass gas in big groups, then walk away.
12) Don't hate. No fighting, no arguing, just chill out and be nice. Webmasters tend to speak their minds, too much.
13) If someone has incredibly sweaty cold clammy hands. They did E the night before, or something hard like that.
14) Pull KB's finger. He always has one ready. Good old fashioned fun right there.
15) Don't wreck anyones room or party facility. In the past a few people have gotten out of hand, don't be an idiot. If you are this way and can't help it, don't go to the Players Ball.
16) Brad Shaw isn't really working the door at the Players Ball, it was a joke. But if he is working it, tip him.
17) Too Short is a webmaster like the rest of us now. Talk with him, do deals with him, smoke him out, have fun. He's a fun guy, likes to hang, and loves to make money. So send him your traffic when the official launch of the pimpandho.com partner program is released, should be soon. The site has been launched, converting awesome. He'll be at my booth, #439 for the Players Ball.
18) Thank people like Lensman for providing a service you really appreciate. It's always nice to hear a thanks.
19) Believe half of what KB says. He steals the other half from my life experiences and passes it off as his.
20) Go Fuck Yourself.
Questions anyone?
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