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Buff · 12-31-2003, 10:00 AM

The Buffster's Court will now render a verdict in the matter of Angle Eyes vs Some Unnamed GFY Guy (hereafter referred to as SUGG):

The Facts:

1. Angle Eyes is attractive: 8 points for AE

2. SUGG refused to accept an ultimatum from an attractive woman: 2550 points for SUGG

3. Angel Eyes likes much younger men: 200 points for AE

4. SUGG listens to his mamma: 10 points for SUGG

5. Angel Eyes is attractive: 8 more points for AE

6. SUGG has some physiological defect which allows him to make the decision to pass up unrestricted sex with a hot older woman to stay home with his momma: Division by Zero error, undefined number of +/- points for SUGG.

7. Angel Eyes altered her plans to spend holidays with SUGG: +1000 points for AE

8. SUGG got some chick to alter her plans for him: +1000 points for SUGG

9. Angel Eyes posted drama in public forum: -1000 points for AW

10. SUGG screwed over Angel Eyes when he could have been screwing her instead: -1500 points for SUGG

Verdict:

The Court finds in favor of Mark "Buff" Mateo, Perfunctory Hero to the Masses and Leader of Men.

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As the matter is now settled, there should be no further posts to this thread.

So it is decided.

Buff

12-31-2003, 10:00 AM
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	The Buffster's Court will now render a verdict in the matter of Angle Eyes vs Some Unnamed GFY Guy (hereafter referred to as SUGG): The Facts: 1. Angle Eyes is attractive: 8 points for AE 2. SUGG refused to accept an ultimatum from an attractive woman: 2550 points for SUGG 3. Angel Eyes likes much younger men: 200 points for AE 4. SUGG listens to his mamma: 10 points for SUGG 5. Angel Eyes is attractive: 8 more points for AE 6. SUGG has some physiological defect which allows him to make the decision to pass up unrestricted sex with a hot older woman to stay home with his momma: Division by Zero error, undefined number of +/- points for SUGG. 7. Angel Eyes altered her plans to spend holidays with SUGG: +1000 points for AE 8. SUGG got some chick to alter her plans for him: +1000 points for SUGG 9. Angel Eyes posted drama in public forum: -1000 points for AW 10. SUGG screwed over Angel Eyes when he could have been screwing her instead: -1500 points for SUGG Verdict: The Court finds in favor of Mark "Buff" Mateo, Perfunctory Hero to the Masses and Leader of Men. ------------------------------------------------------------------ As the matter is now settled, there should be no further posts to this thread. So it is decided. Buff Last edited by Buff; 12-31-2003 at 10:12 AM..