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Old 12-30-2003, 07:07 PM  
Ben-MensNiche
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That goes hand in hand with Cliff's "Buffalo Theory" (for those of you who don't know Cliff, he's the mailman from Cheers). Here's how it goes:

"Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

The Darwin Awards gives life to the Buffalo Theory in the human race. We are becoming faster and stronger by the removal of the idiots from the herd
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