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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Personal Assistance: Keep the cretins at bay. If the people want autographs and handshakes and shit, fine... but make it orderly and control it so I don't get overwhelmed.
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The funny thing is that this kind of shit happens to me all the time. Here is my newly adapted standard answer.
NO! I won't give you a fucking autograph.
Get a life.