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Aaaah, you church people! Were you one of those guys who hung with the missionaries and had nonalcoholic parties?
I tried my best to fuck this incredible babe who was a jesus freak. I went to the missionary parties and everything. I didn't even cuss! I did mess up and bring a six pack of heiniken to the first party but they excused me for that. During bible study I also said Jesus was a party guy and liked to hang out with the pimps and whores of Jeruselum.
In retrospect, I think I know why I didn't get the booty.
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