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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to
NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde,
tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the
window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the
game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you
don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she
declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawer, now agitated, says, "Okay,
if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the
anser, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and,
figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the
game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her
purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the
lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three
legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his
laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into
the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of
congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
co-workers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands
her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some
more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde
and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reeaches
into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you
thought all blondes were dumb.
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