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Old 12-28-2003, 02:48 PM  
Pornwolf
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
PURPLE RAIN

Step 1: Sit on Kool-Aid until the perfect rainy day. While your target is away from his desk, fill his umbrella with the powder and close it up.

Step 2: When the sucker pops open his umbrella the next time he steps into the rain, he'll be showered in purple pixie dust.

Step 3: The shock and awe will make him lower his umbrella, and the rain will turn your stunned quarry into a giant, sticky, screaming blueberry Blow Pop. Devious, but delicious!
I bet this has never been done to a coworker.
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