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PURPLE RAIN
Step 1: Sit on Kool-Aid until the perfect rainy day. While your target is away from his desk, fill his umbrella with the powder and close it up.
Step 2: When the sucker pops open his umbrella the next time he steps into the rain, he'll be showered in purple pixie dust.
Step 3: The shock and awe will make him lower his umbrella, and the rain will turn your stunned quarry into a giant, sticky, screaming blueberry Blow Pop. Devious, but delicious!
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