NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
<i>"By the way Bitch!
You kiss my god damn ass
Eat shit and die you dirty fucking slut
Fuck off you stupid fucking hahahaha
I hope you choke on toxic shock
You fucking douchebag"</i>
or maybe...
Greenday - Platypus
<i>"Red eye, code blue
I'd like to strangle you
And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull
When you go down
Head first into the ground
I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave"</i>
and ofcourse...
Bloodhound Gang - I hope you die
<i>"I hope ya flip some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve,
In front of the Beatles' tour bus,
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste,
The light turns red you have no brakes,
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape,
So you can see the look on your face,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!"</i>
or if it was a really bad breakup...
Six Feet Under - Murdered in the basement
<i>"Murdered in the basement, in a concrete grave
Murdered in the basement, an ice pick to the face
Murdered in the basement, something's rotten in the cellar
Murdered in the basement, don't go down there
I hate your fucking guts, your world makes me sick
Tell me what to do, I got a special place for you
Buried in a concrete grave after you're dismembered and raped
A skeletons hand shoved up your ass
Food for the worms and rats"</i>
or, even worse...
Exploited - I hate you
<i>"Went to a party and caught you fucking my mate
Went to a party caught you in bed with my mate
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I, I HATE YOU!
You told me that you loved me
And I believed your lies
But you gave my friend his first dose
Then I knew it was a pack of lies
I didn't think you could hurt me
But I was such a fool
My mates said you would never change
But now I know you whore
When I opened the bedroom door
I couldn't believe my eyes
You were giving head to my best friend
You filthy whore!"</i>
And, ofcourse, the Vandals' "Girls turn 18 every day"
