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I Am Saddam! · 12-27-2003, 08:14 PM

Member of Russian Congress (Zhirinovsky) speaks out

The translation was done as precisely as the words were spoken. The most popular Russian curse word "bliat'" was translated as "fucking..." for a lack of a better matching English curse word. It could also be interpreted as "goddamn" or any other curse word you would use to connect or emphasize your thoughts. So, without further adieu, here is the translation:

"It is not necessary to joke with the war. Here in Iraq it?s different. This isn?t Germany, this is not Afghanistan. George, your soldiers will be ripped apart here. 250,000 hand-picked soldiers of Iraq! They will destroy everything. They will cross the entire desert in one hour! They will blow up all your navy ships, all your journalists, diplomats. George, you cowboy you. Stop?fucking ? end it. Put your bullets back into your armories and forget about your daddy. We had this one piece of shit, he took vengeance for his brother? fucking? and the great Russian empire collapsed (talking about Lenin?s brother who was executed by the Russian tzar). And there was another guy, he took vengeance for his grandfather, and crashed the Soviet Union (talking about Yelzin). And you will repeat the same mistake. You should forget your daddy. Your daddy finished his work. You think about the future of America. It?s falling apart! Your young people are running from your country! No one wants to live in America, no one! This materialistic junkyard? fucking? dollar! dollar! dollar!... this DIRTY green paper! No soul, there is no music? fucking? you don?t have any writers. The entire world listens to Tchaikovsky, Dostoyevsky? fucking.... festivals, sports only in Russia? and here, in Iraq. They love their President here, and they despise you, despise! Your predecessor? fucking? Clinton? fucking? opened his zipper right in the oval office. You?ve got to be shitting me? that some prostitute? fucking? in the office of the head of the state sucked his dick? is that your America? fucking? What are you doing?! Fucking? Monica? fucking? What fucking ?President? ? What ?war? ?! What ?Middle East??! Fucking? cocksuckers? goddamn masturbators, pederasts? fucking? George, George! Look at your cowboy movies? how many corpses, how much blood. Killed here, killed there! Fucking? Look at here? fucking? what a sky? fucking? Baghdad! Baghdad is not Berlin. This is not Kabul. You will never achieve victory here, because we know these people, we know this President. He?s the only one on the entire planet who?s telling you to go to hell! The only one! Everyone else? fucking? patronizes you... all lined up to bow to you. He?s alone here? eleven years, eleven years resisting you, and you here with your great fucked up economy, with your million-man army, your ships? fucking? with your rocket missiles? can?t do anything. You bomb this country every day, you kill children, and the soldiers of Iraq sit, prepared for the battle. You?re afraid to send your soldiers here; you were afraid several years ago? your father was also afraid. But apple doesn?t fall far from the tree. You never will win. This will be your last defeat. Napoleon lost at Waterloo, Hitler lost the battle for Berlin. You will lose Baghdad. Baghdad will be your grave. Get it?... you?George, you shitty cowboy? fucking? go back to Texas, to the ranch, ride your jeep all over your empty ground and learn to speak Spanish. But New York already speaks Russian. We?ll send 10 additional million Russians to America and elect our own President. But you, George, will get a nice cell in Butyrke (famous prison in Moscow). You get me, George? ?and you never will be able to attain victory here. All Arabs of the world, all Muslims of the world, all of East Europe? Moscow?are all against you? Even MOSCOW? does not want this war, and to you our President said it clearly in Russian: ?do not DARE attack Baghdad?. Let?s instead fuck up Tbilisi (capital of Georgia)? Baku (capital of Azerbaijan), other cities. We will find targets on this land? So much land?fucking?. if you want, we?ll fuck up Australia? fucking? sink it to the bottom of the ocean. Want us to show you our rockets?? fucking? Wanna?... fucking? We have some weapons? fucking? At night our scientists will slightly change the gravitational field of the Earth, and your country will be under water? 24 hours? fucking? and your entire country will be under water of the? Atlantic? Pacific? Oceans. Who do you think you?re messing with... fucking? do you think? Fucking? Didn?t you understand how it ended for Bonaparte?... how it ended for Hitler? Everyone else? You will make a historical mistake! Your daddy will not be grateful to you? Forget him, your daddy. Your Generals tell you - do not begin war. It is not too late! It?s only 21st of June, 1941? (the day before Germans attacked the Soviet Union)?"

12-27-2003, 08:14 PM
I Am Saddam! So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 93	Man running For Russian president Wants To sink america :) Member of Russian Congress (Zhirinovsky) speaks out The translation was done as precisely as the words were spoken. The most popular Russian curse word "bliat'" was translated as "fucking..." for a lack of a better matching English curse word. It could also be interpreted as "goddamn" or any other curse word you would use to connect or emphasize your thoughts. So, without further adieu, here is the translation: "It is not necessary to joke with the war. Here in Iraq it?s different. This isn?t Germany, this is not Afghanistan. George, your soldiers will be ripped apart here. 250,000 hand-picked soldiers of Iraq! They will destroy everything. They will cross the entire desert in one hour! They will blow up all your navy ships, all your journalists, diplomats. George, you cowboy you. Stop?fucking ? end it. Put your bullets back into your armories and forget about your daddy. We had this one piece of shit, he took vengeance for his brother? fucking? and the great Russian empire collapsed (talking about Lenin?s brother who was executed by the Russian tzar). And there was another guy, he took vengeance for his grandfather, and crashed the Soviet Union (talking about Yelzin). And you will repeat the same mistake. You should forget your daddy. Your daddy finished his work. You think about the future of America. It?s falling apart! Your young people are running from your country! No one wants to live in America, no one! This materialistic junkyard? fucking? dollar! dollar! dollar!... this DIRTY green paper! No soul, there is no music? fucking? you don?t have any writers. The entire world listens to Tchaikovsky, Dostoyevsky? fucking.... festivals, sports only in Russia? and here, in Iraq. They love their President here, and they despise you, despise! Your predecessor? fucking? Clinton? fucking? opened his zipper right in the oval office. You?ve got to be shitting me? that some prostitute? fucking? in the office of the head of the state sucked his dick? is that your America? fucking? What are you doing?! Fucking? Monica? fucking? What fucking ?President? ? What ?war? ?! What ?Middle East??! Fucking? cocksuckers? goddamn masturbators, pederasts? fucking? George, George! Look at your cowboy movies? how many corpses, how much blood. Killed here, killed there! Fucking? Look at here? fucking? what a sky? fucking? Baghdad! Baghdad is not Berlin. This is not Kabul. You will never achieve victory here, because we know these people, we know this President. He?s the only one on the entire planet who?s telling you to go to hell! The only one! Everyone else? fucking? patronizes you... all lined up to bow to you. He?s alone here? eleven years, eleven years resisting you, and you here with your great fucked up economy, with your million-man army, your ships? fucking? with your rocket missiles? can?t do anything. You bomb this country every day, you kill children, and the soldiers of Iraq sit, prepared for the battle. You?re afraid to send your soldiers here; you were afraid several years ago? your father was also afraid. But apple doesn?t fall far from the tree. You never will win. This will be your last defeat. Napoleon lost at Waterloo, Hitler lost the battle for Berlin. You will lose Baghdad. Baghdad will be your grave. Get it?... you?George, you shitty cowboy? fucking? go back to Texas, to the ranch, ride your jeep all over your empty ground and learn to speak Spanish. But New York already speaks Russian. We?ll send 10 additional million Russians to America and elect our own President. But you, George, will get a nice cell in Butyrke (famous prison in Moscow). You get me, George? ?and you never will be able to attain victory here. All Arabs of the world, all Muslims of the world, all of East Europe? Moscow?are all against you? Even MOSCOW? does not want this war, and to you our President said it clearly in Russian: ?do not DARE attack Baghdad?. Let?s instead fuck up Tbilisi (capital of Georgia)? Baku (capital of Azerbaijan), other cities. We will find targets on this land? So much land?fucking?. if you want, we?ll fuck up Australia? fucking? sink it to the bottom of the ocean. Want us to show you our rockets?? fucking? Wanna?... fucking? We have some weapons? fucking? At night our scientists will slightly change the gravitational field of the Earth, and your country will be under water? 24 hours? fucking? and your entire country will be under water of the? Atlantic? Pacific? Oceans. Who do you think you?re messing with... fucking? do you think? Fucking? Didn?t you understand how it ended for Bonaparte?... how it ended for Hitler? Everyone else? You will make a historical mistake! Your daddy will not be grateful to you? Forget him, your daddy. Your Generals tell you - do not begin war. It is not too late! It?s only 21st of June, 1941? (the day before Germans attacked the Soviet Union)?"