thanks for being faggots
- well as I just had sex with my British husband I am guessing they aren't all gay.
thanks for letting us kick your asses in the revolutionary war
- well, see I have this debate frequently with people and then they will point out that both sides were technically British at the time and then I just tell then that they couldn't even kick their own asses. I am allowed one bit of American patriotism ;)
thanks for losing your empire
- Well, they still have a massive commonwealth.
thanks for waffling your pussy asses and allowing hitler to get out of control
- you don't have a clue what they went through over here. They thank you for taking forever to get involved whilst they held back the tide.
thanks for bands like "culture club"
- and the Beatles, the Cure, Depeche Mode, Rolling Stones...name a genre other than country music and I will name someone who is either the top or near the top musically.
thanks for dipshits like prince charles
- I am by no means a royalist but he does a termendous amount for charity. The Prince's Trust is enough for me not to entirely hate him. Plus when I met him after 9/11 he was very kind.
thanks for not brushing your teeth, we love that
- you don't have a clue. Firstly, they do brush their teeth it is about not getting braces to straighten teeth. Secondly, many are doing that now. Thirdly, those that aren't doing it I could go into a really involved reason why that involves dental not being on the NHS but I am guessing you wouldn't know what I am talking about.
I love both countries but the UK has been very kind to me since I moved here so I will fight their corner for a bit
