I like this part...
That contract administration fee - which a licensee will be required to pay only once - will be $500 for the entire month of January 2004. From Feb. 1-29, it will be $750; from March 1-31, $1,000; from April 1-30, $1,250; from May 1-31, $1,500; from June 1-30, $1,750; and, from July 1-31, $2,000.
They can kiss my fat ass.