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J$tyle$ looks pretty damn pimp this year.
I do encourage people to go buy pimp outfits and get passes, nothing quite like the feeling of going out in Vegas in a stretch Hummer in your pimp suits. I'll be poppin' my collar for sure.
On another note, we're just about sold out of bigger sponsorships, we still have the single pass sponsorships though.
If someone wants a private suite with a balcony overlooking the stage, hit me up. One room left out of 3 total. Toomuchgreen and CEcash have the other two already. darren at marketingfirm dot com, holla.
Meanwhile, we have 10 Big Woody Awards to give out. 8 are made out of wood and 2 are glass. Lensman has one of the only glass ones ever made, and it's quite the cock. The glass ones are hand blown (nice choice of words) and have their title written inside the glass dick. Pimp Of The Year and Player Of The Year will be issued with glass. We've only given one Player Of The Year ever and Snoop won it. Don't be surprised if a mainstream celeb wins the Player of the Year, it's kind of a cross over award, the rest are internet porn awards.
The only Woody Award winner I can announce in advance is Sleazydream. Not sure of title yet, he said, Most Lovable Asshole of the year, but out of respect to the Player Haters Ball (RIP) we can't give any award with the name Asshole, been done already.
For those TGP brothers of Sleazy, get your passes so you can see your boy be honored with the biggest cock he ever laid his hands on.
Meanwhile, I might give myself the best dressed award, my shit is tight this year.
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