Hee, hee.. my suggestions for looking/acting gay:
1) Pull some time in front of the boob tube watching 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'.
2) Twist your hips when you walk.
3) Do that crazy thing where your elbows look like they're attached to your sides, but your forearms flail... a LOT.
4) Wear one item of clothing that's plaid, and an additional item that's striped.... and dude that mentioned shoes was right...wear really nice shoes.
5) For God's sake do NOT wear white socks and dark shoes... gay guys (and smart guys) wouldn't be caught dead doing that!!
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