Went to Arizona
Enjoyed jacuzzi
Ate Japanese food which had been lit on fire
Had a blast at the CCBill party
Used business center at Hilton while intoxicated
Got urgent ICQ from some guy named GrimShawn
Phoned same
Got surreal phone call back
Used Hilton business center while hungover
Decided to force myself to stay offline 100% for a couple days
Ate yummy food and saw a lot of cool desert animals and plants
Came home
Finished
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