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i had a snake a few years ago. i never remember what the
fuck it was, python or some bullshit, but this thing grew to
about 9 1/2 feet in length and was mad fat. it got so bad
that when I entered into my place one day and noticed that
the top of the glass cage was open, i fucking ran shitting in my
pants.
this fucker got so big that he could probably kill my fat ass
if he wanted (obviously not eat me, but tie himself around
my neck and bye bye).
i finally got tired of being afraid to sleep at night and i gave it
away to some college kids at UIC..
too bad i don't have any pictures. the bitch who sold it to me
said he wouldn't get any longer than 5 feet, boy was she wrong.
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