Introducing Cascading Faith:
Sick of only being able to enjoy the benefits of one faith? We have the solution. Why not cascade between as many belief systems as you see fit.
Just imagine it being able to double, triple, or even quadruple the number of days you get off of work each year for religious holidays!
Built in atheist feature will save your skin when religious beliefs conflict.
"Hey, don't hit me with that bat. I'm an atheist!"
Patent pending.
