What are you fuckers getting me for my birthday?
Well?
I suspect there will be some fairly creative answers in this thread.
Lensman sent me a penis pump...Slightly used from the looks of it.
anidifranco sent me a clue. I mailed it back because they clearly needed it more than I.
AMP promissed to spend some more hand holding time with me in Vegas.
Brad Shaw sent me nude pics of KimmyKim..Along with papers from his attorney demanding that I not share them...So don't even ask.
KimmyKim sent me condoms that she had left over from when she was dating Brad. I intend to use them the next time I shot micro-penis content.
SleazyDream sent me McDonald's gift certificates.
Paul C bought me tickets to see David Copperfield in Vegas.
Ross's girlfriend sent me a pair of her used panties.
Juicylinks sent me a box of books on how to be a sexy guido like him.
DrinkingHard sent me a case of Grey Goose.
MaskedMan blew me in Seattle last week.
Raven promissed to continue to be my friend and let me sleep in her pink room.
Baddog offered to take me shopping in downtown LA again.
Kayla asked me to keep her present a secret since her boyfriend reads GFY occasionally.
EscortBiz sent me a full service hottie.
Roger V made me an honorary PornKing.
Soooo....WTF are the rest of you getting me?
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