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Amp, I will pay your way to vegas...
..........if you will work my booth daily for an hour, and allow webmasters to graffiti your body with permanent markers and throw kosher salami at your bare ass.
I can sense you are in need of a helping hand, and I am here to assist you. This is a genuine offer. If there are no flights, I will send a top of the line Cesna.
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