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Originally posted by punkworld
Fuck, just stepped in a huge fucking nail. Damn thing impaled my fucking heel, almost couldn't pull it out 
Fuck that. I need a beer.
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Few years back I did the same thing, I was running across our local cricket field, and there was an old plank of wood which I ran across. 6" nail right through my shoe, through my foot and out the other side...funny, but the tetanus shot in my ass hurt more than the nail in my foot.
As the nurse put the needle in, I wriggled and she let go of it. There was me laying out on the table with my pants around my ankles and a 100ml syringe sticking out of my ass. If I ever have to have another tetanus shot in my ass, I think I'll just kill myself first, hehe.
Moral of this story, don't let your mom take you into hospital or she'll have a nurse stab you in your ass.
