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Originally posted by dougeetx
Will any of these work on you Lori??
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
I've got the F, the C, and the K.
All I need is U
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
So do ya wanna see something really swell?
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!
If you were a whore I would slam your back door
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LOL... thats funny Dougee
another guy gave me these....
Are you from Tennessee? ?Cause you?re the only ten-I-see.
My last name is "Visa," because I?m everywhere you want to be!
I?ve seen you at the grocery store, baby; you?re always in the same isles as the sugar, ?cause you?re so sweet.
Do you have a map? I?m lost in your eyes.
Your name must be Campbell ?cause you?re Mmm! Mmm! Good.
**** ? Hi, my name?s Doug. That?s "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of "u" in it. ***** <---- LOL
so on and so on..
where do they get these lines? lol