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Part of me thinks it is quite sick; the other part wants to call up all of my old models....
"Hello, is 'Saphirre' there? Oh, hi Jeannie. This is Big Lou. You're alive, right? Okay then..."
CLICK, DIAL
"Hello, is 'Champagne' there? Oh, I am so sorry to hear about Wanda, Mrs. Macgillycuddy.... Uhmm... you wouldn't happen to have an extra copy of the death certificate, would you? I need it for closure."
Of course, if he can limit his search to models who are legally dead from the neck up, I can sell him a ton of content.
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