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bitches...need at least 2 one on each arm.
Don't forget your mom you gotta take her to.
Give her a bucket o' nickels and sit her by a slot machine.
Aunt Mildred could come, she hasn't had a vacation in a long time, not since Uncle Willy passed leaving her with all those phone sex charges he never told her about...viagra's a bitch when Aunt Mildred ain't giving it up.
You're gonna need antibiotic ointment, never can tell when you might get a nasty paper cut.
Don't forget batteries. Size D and C's. Keep at least 3 D's and 4 C's in your pocket, you never know when there might be a power failure during the ass to ass vibrator show in the Lightspeed suite.
If I can think of anything else I'll be sure to post.
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