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Old 12-18-2003, 11:26 PM  
biglou
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My head and neck doctor gets so many requests for prescriptions for Vicodin from SF Valley housewives that he has a message on his answering machine that says "If you need a prescription, you must be a patient." That's right after the part where he says "If this is an emergency, hang up the phone and dial 9-1-1."
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