LMAO!
http://www.newzealandnz.co.nz/sexual...practices.html
"Oculolinctus - Next time you are having a romantic dinner with someone and they comment on how sexy your eyes are, watch out! It is official, there are people out there who get sexually heated up by licking their partner?s eyeball."
But here is what's fucking funny as HELL!
"Autopederasty - If a man comes up to you in a bar and tells you that he is into Autopederasty then he is one talented but sick man! This sexual name refers to a man who is into inserting his OWN penis into his OWN anus. We had to look this one up in a book and it stated??This is not physically possible for all men, but can be pleasurable for those who achieve it. The anus is lubricated, the testicles are pushed to one side and the semi-erect glans penis is pushed into the anus. Ejaculation is not considered possible?? Searching the Internet for this sex act we came up with a site called
'Go F**ck Yourself' which we thought was quite humorous."