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Aw damn.
Don't head over there without me. I'm ready.
This store should make a website and take orders. I've told about 20 people to go there already.
For those who aren't sure whether to dress pimp or ho, let me help you.
Rule #1 - Don't fake the funk, or your nose will grow. This means, try to dress like a real pimp and not a costume pimp. Costume pimps are welcome to attend, but just realize the real pimps will see right through it. Watch American Pimp on DVD if you're not sure what a real pimp wears. Or look at the D-Money Show site and view past Players Balls. KB had the best suit ever last year.
Rule #2 - Wear Gators. Meaning alligator shoes, or snake skin will work. Stacey Adams is the only name to trust. Watch out, cause them Gators do bite.
Rule #3 - Jewels. Gots ta have them.
Rule #4 - 3 Piece suits are the tightest, though you can work miracles with a simple jacket and slacks. Be crisp, get it pressed.
Rule #5 - The hat. Make sure you have a feather in the band. I'd recommend a good derby hat and go Biggie Smalls style. Or you can go gangsta pimp with the Capone hat.
Rule #6 - Walk with an entourage. You must walk to the stretch Hummer limo's with your pack of pimps and ho's.
Brad Shaw even dressed up one year and pics of that still surface everywhere to this day. Brad only became a hater when the suit came off.
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Still Ballin'
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