The Orcs win and kill everyone.
***Spoilers***
Highlights:
- Sam and Frodo start a homo-erotic relationship
- Pippin/Merry marry Galadriel where they have nightly orgies
- Frodo falls into the pit @ Mt. Doom and is never seen again.
- Aragorn takes 6 arrows into the chest and dies
- Elrond takes the Ring of Power for himself
- Legolas takes Arwen as his bride and they go into the undying lands
- The Orcs learn to make advanced weaponry such as guns and rule the world like in Planet of the Apes III
