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Old 12-14-2003, 06:07 AM  
goBigtime
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RE: Buying your flat-chested girl some titties...

I was thinking about this because one of my ex's was all goofy about her tits... she had nice big fakies when I met her, but I guess she originally had little pancake titties and was all fucked up about it.

So here's my thought....

Say your girlfriend has little flapjack titties and is unhappy... so you buy her some nice new ones.

What are the odds that she will leave you within the next 6-12 months?

I would guess around 90-100%

I mean, imagine you had a 1" dick your whole life & got used to living that way... then your girl takes you to some secret lab where they hook you up with a 12" schlong....

Are you going to stick with that girl that you got with your 1" dick? Or are you going to take your new toy out for a spin?

I think guys that buy thier long-time (or short term) girlfriends titties for their own personal enjoyment are asking for trouble.
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