Brad as your room mate with infinite hours of boredom between arguments with my wife, how come you haven't told me about any of these promotions I could be earning a g'zillion $$$ a month from?
I realise that we already have an X-Box and more crap than we know what to do with, but couldn't you persuade Todd to part with a new washer or drier for a christmas giveaway, and then I could actually earn some decent coin instead of the wasting my spare hours looking for a worthwhile job and spending all my hard earned cash coming up with new and inventive ways to annoy my wife - Tom Green Style
