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What??? I just read the article! Here's a snippet:
"Somers says he's making about $4,000 a month working on his porn sites about three hours a day. The rest of the time he's a freelance Web designer for non-adult businesses"
That's all he's making and he got a shot on CNN??? He's working 3 hours day??? I make more than him and don't do shit!
That's it, I've had it. I'm turning EVIL. I'm gonna get me a big-ass chair with a vulture perched on it, get me an eyepatch with an embroidered skull, wear a cloak or cape with a high collar and hire me some evil henchmen with their names silk screened on their shirts like ' Lackey #1 , Lackey #2 '.
I'm gonna make sure I have an 'evil theme song' that plays whenever I enter the room.
I'm gonna have a special car made painted black with my name airbrushed on it and I'm gonna date tall slinky brunettes who wear stiletto heels and use cigarette holders and tons of eyeliner and say things like 'Yes Dahling'...
I'm gonna get me a parrot that only laughs when I say things sinister or when I guffaw at the misfortune of some heroic type.
I'm going full bore. I didn't know I was doing something right.
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