Oracle Porn says he probably has more money and friends than me. I'll just leave the friends part alone since it's pretty obvious that he doesn't have any.
The funny thing is I'm the same age as him (19). But the big difference is, I drive a BMW, wear a Rolex, and have over $500k in my bank accounts combined thanks to this business. Don't believe me, fine, but i'll finally meet everyone in vegas this year for sure

I think he just makes people my age in this business look like a joke and I feel like doing something about it.
So here's the simple deal:
GFY bans Oracle Porn and any new aliases he makes. I give them $500, I'll wire the money tomorrow morning. Simple as that.
If he gets banned, I have to appologize to him for taking away his only source of income from this business (his sig).