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Originally posted by AaronM
Am I a photographer as well as what? An asshole?
I am a newbie errand boy for a mainstream photography studio. All I do is run and pick stuff up for people. I don't know shit about photography.
If you can teach me a thing or two about taking pics, I would appreciate it.
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It's easy Aaron, there is just a few things to know about photography. Learn these and maybe some day you'll have your own content site.
1) the big round glass part of the camera should be pointed at the models.
2) if there isn't a button by your left index finger when you hold the camera, you may have the camera upside down.
3) If all your pictures didn't come out, and are all blank. You may have had the lens cap on the whole time.
4) If the pictures are all closeups of an eye, you may have had the camera backwards the whole time.
5) kiss a lot of ass, and suck a lot of dick, and you'll go far, kid.