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Tala · 12-08-2003, 02:48 AM

Florida:

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

OuCh!

It is illegal to sell your children.

Well shit. How else can I get them out of my house?!

TEXAS:

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
(However, you're welcome to take as many as you like if you're lying down.)

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
(Ladies and gents, your tax dollars at work. )

12-08-2003, 02:48 AM
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