Dear Asshole,
I know that you can read because you just parked in a space with a sign marked "handicapped." Unfortunately you are obviously too stupid, or too lazy to realize that "handicapped" does not mean MENTALLY HANDICAPPED. This means that YOU are not allowed to park here!
I saw your lazy ass walking away from your car without the use of a wheelchair, walker, cane or crutches. You are a lazy, sleazy, worthless piece of shit who is depriving people who legitimately need this parking space! The next time that I spot you parking in a space designated for disabled persons I will personally run your lazy ass over thereby ensuring that you can legitimately use this type of parking space.
EVERY TIME THAT YOU PARK IN A SPACE DESIGNATED FOR THE PHYSCIALLY CHALLENGED, REMEMBER ME. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE I, OR SOMEONE ELSE, CATCHES UP TO YOU.
I have already taken your license plate down and will be reporting you to the Police Department.
LICENSE PLATE NUMBER: _______________
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOU LAZY FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!
HAHAH Man i almost pissed in my pants
