Ive decided to go viva la bam style. Im throwing a Xmas CFF party at my house tonight. So heres what Im doing in prep for it.
Porn Party Phaze 1:
Light the fuck outta the apartment, I have 2500 on there now, I think another couple grand couldnt hurt...
Phaze 2:
Kegs. But not just any kegs, gift wrapped kegs and jungle juice. Its chistmas right? What could anyone want more?
Phaze 3:
Mistletoe. Gonna need at least 10 trees/bushes/whatever the fuck they are. I want the walls and ceilings to be prickly kissing surfaces from hell.
Phaze 4:
Jello shots with 151. Everyone that walks in the door is getting them like it or not.
Phaze 5:
Santa Suit. Sex toys / beer bottles / dirty magazines. A large bag to carry them in... HO HO HO.
Hopefully things will work out nicely tonight.
