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Originally posted by Hawkeye
I will come back tonight to rub this in your face when the Tigers are getting their ass kicked and the Trojans are preparing to take on the Sooners.
Wait, it's Saturday night, so that won't be possible.
Me on Saturday night = doing lines of coke off a pair of 38 DDs and making breakfast for a pair of blonde supermodels.
You on Saturday night = salisbury steak, cream corn, and America's Funniest Home Videos on your mom's 19-inch Samsung.
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you're a fuckin idiot, you might be living in a fantasy world (moms garage?) but I don't.
Sorry, your hands won't be growing 38DD's and buying the 14 year old you macked on last night a happy meal does not constitute "making breakfast"
Now go back downstairs like a good boy, mommy has some dishes for you to wash, you DO want your allowance this week right?